4 Zodiac Signs That Are Down To F*ck Anytime, Anywhere

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s*x is what they do best.

We are here to procreate; it’s part of our biological drive. As human beings, we are embedded with the program that insists we continue to populate the planet with our own species. s*x feels good because Nature set it up that way; if it felt like nothing, we’d have three people on Earth, all complaining and eventually dying out. Alas, s*x feels like nothing else, and thankfully, we’re not always obligated to make a baby. What a relief!



Knowing how awesome s*x is, there will always be someone out there who thinks it’s not only awesome but something they want to be involved in all the dang time. Astrologically, there are some who actually enjoy s*x — in its many, many forms — more than others, and they are DTF anytime, anywhere.

Who are these zodiac signs that have the most s*x?

1. AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Remember the sixties? “This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Age of Aquarius…” Remember all those unclad people, sloshing around in mud, smoking pot, wearing nothing but flowers in their hair? Well, that’s because it really was the Age of Aquarius, and when Aquarius rules the sky, you get a bunch of free-spirited horndogs who will get down and dirty any ol’ time and any ol’ where. When the moon is in the seventh house, it’s time to f*ck!

2. TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

This bull is all beast when it comes to getting down with their bad selves. If a Taurus, male or female, gets it into their mind that they are in the mood, they will indulge that fantasy for just so long before they have to make it real. These folks are DTF at the drop of a hat (or the wave of a red cape), so if you plan on seducing one of these crazed animals, be prepared for the f*ck of your life.

3. LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Mild mannered Libra may have you convinced that he or she is cool, calm and collected, but when it comes to s*x, this bunch is ready, willing and able to go above and beyond passion in the bedroom. And why stop with the bedroom when there’s the backseat of an antique car or that alley behind the strip mall? Libras are all up for bumpin’ uglies day, night, and anytime in between, making them one of the zodiac signs that have the most s*x.

4. CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)This sign comes with some very curious people. On one hand, you’d imagine Capricorn as very selective and perhaps even a bit snooty when it comes to s*x and s*x partners. But here’s where the mind blower comes in: Capricorn folks like to toss all stereotypes to the wind when it comes to getting some. Imagine yourself in a room filled with people — you see that one fine looking thing and you notice that fine looking thing is looking at you too. Chances are that if you’re up for a little quick nookie, Capricorn is the one to jump at that chance. “Friends with benefits” should come with a byline that says, “Capricorn was here.”

source: Yourtango

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